B'Gosh and Begorrah! Turf Will Kill Us All!

It's not the jab - it's the turf, 'kay?

From the “how stupid do they really think we are?” files, comes a story sure to make you think the presstitutes involved kissed the Blarney Stone just one time too many.

From the Irish Times comes this panic-stricken headline:

‘It’s life or death’: Turf burning in urban areas blamed for rise in stroke admissions

You see, there has recently been a 9% increa…