Don't worry about dying after a COVID jab - the Australian Government's got your back...

They will cover the cost of your funeral - I kid you not!

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I first read about this a couple of weeks ago and at the time, I thought that it must have been reported on a parody site like the Babylon Bee or The Onion. But, no pun intended, it was indeed as serious as a heart attack.

If the government kills you with a mandated COVID jab, not to worry! They will pay to bury you too.

And just like their efforts to bury the truth about the lack of safety and ineffectiveness of these and all other injections, these payments will ensure that both you and your story remain hidden from public view. I don’t know for sure that receiving this payment comes with a non-disclosure agreement, but having seen government compensation schemes in action in the past, I would be very surprised if it did not.

Called the Deceased COVID-19 Vaccine Recipient Payments and Funeral Costs, the page outlines who is eligible, how they prove eligibility and how much they can get (or, more accurately, their family can get) to cover the cost of moving them from the here to the hereafter.