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Sarcasm is my native tongue. Guess I’m a goner?
But, but, but…I thought that laughter is the best medicine?
Too much oxygen and breathing freely causes heart attacks. Who knew?
This could explain why so many professional athletes are dying suddenly on the field. But why aren’t the spectators passing away? Are they wearing ear plugs?
Phew! I’m lucky I live in the country. I would rarely if ever hear a loud car or truck. Pity you poor city folk though! It’s obvious that your days are numbered…
Cleanliness is next to death. This Godliness thing is really overrated!
Show this to your gamer children! Quickly!
Those lucky Queenslanders! This is one more worry they don’t have. But then again, they DO have Anastasia and she is bad for every single part of the body!
I'm grateful that scientists the world over have spent so much time and energy working out what has REALLY caused the increase in heart attacks. I was worried! I was under the impression that it was the experimental COVID jab. So relieved!
Now, if you are concerned about any of these heart attack ‘risks’, I have an investment proposal for you. It won’t cost you much and the return on investment is ridiculously high! Really!
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Concession/Student˽50%˽off
Ha ha ha ha!
Because referee whistles have only been used since covid began, right?
And DLS has occurred for decades but somehow no-one ever realised it was causing heart attacks?
And loud cars have only happened the last few years as well...you know, when people were actually ON the roads, driving...
Love it Meryl ;-)
The craziest thing is that people WILL believe this BS. They'll 'forget' that heart attacks ever happened before covid!
It’s unbelievable that people can’t see this crap being fed to us as it’s utter nonsense but I still have extended family who are playing Russian roulette and getting every booster when they are released. I’m flabbergasted because they roll their eyes at me like I’m some weirdo espousing lunatic conspiracies and they listen to nothing other than media and government. Family and friends I’ve known a lifetime and I just don’t get it. I have fiends on the same page as me who get it and they have the same issues I have with family and friends