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Sarcasm is my native tongue. Guess I’m a goner?
But, but, but…I thought that laughter is the best medicine?
Too much oxygen and breathing freely causes heart attacks. Who knew?
This could explain why so many professional athletes are dying suddenly on the field. But why aren’t the spectators passing away? Are they wearing ear plugs?
Phew! I’m lucky I live in the country. I would rarely if ever hear a loud car or truck. Pity you poor city folk though! It’s obvious that your days are numbered…
Cleanliness is next to death. This Godliness thing is really overrated!
Show this to your gamer children! Quickly!
Those lucky Queenslanders! This is one more worry they don’t have. But then again, they DO have Anastasia and she is bad for every single part of the body!
I'm grateful that scientists the world over have spent so much time and energy working out what has REALLY caused the increase in heart attacks. I was worried! I was under the impression that it was the experimental COVID jab. So relieved!
Now, if you are concerned about any of these heart attack ‘risks’, I have an investment proposal for you. It won’t cost you much and the return on investment is ridiculously high! Really!
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Authorities have recently announced that anyone who says they got myocarditis from the "safe & effective vaccine" will be sent to gaol.
Reporters have called it an cardiac arrest. What, it's no dumber than a ref's whistle.
"Too much oxygen and breathing" ... do they mean ... being alive ... can ... kill you ... ?
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